Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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