Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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