If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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