like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You can't just leave with hair like that
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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