i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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