I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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