More tranny stories later!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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