She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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