Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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