i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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