id be glad to
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I don't deserve a penis
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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