I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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