there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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