i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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