Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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