i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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