Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
tell me about the eggs
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