so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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