WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
are you so shy because you have an std?
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was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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