One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Alive.
So much puke
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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