Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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