Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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