This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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