Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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