That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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