i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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