Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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