dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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