I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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