Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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