the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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