Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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