She announced her abortion via fbk
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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