She is in my trunk
hell yes lets make some ravioli
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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