Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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