If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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