talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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