dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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