I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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