Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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