What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think a kid would responsible me up
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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