is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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