dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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