I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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