So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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