it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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