yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize