just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i out mim tonsoeep
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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