ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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