lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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