Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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